♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19)
So you're the type to pretend you're totally fine… Like, fever? Never heard of her. You're still out here trying to hit the gym and go to work like you’re invincible… until you literally collapse and suddenly need urgent attention. 🙄
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
I already know you have a cozy setup ready to go: heating pad, ten blankets, and a stash of comfort snacks. You’re sick, but somehow, you're thriving. I bet you low-key love having an excuse to just rest and binge-watch your favorite comfort show.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You’re the one texting everyone the second you feel off, like, “Wait, do I have the flu or am I just dehydrated?” You overthink every symptom, convince yourself it’s something rare, and then act totally fine an hour later.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Oh, you want to be babied. If someone isn’t checking on you every 30 minutes, you’re offended. You want soup? You better not have to ask for it. Honestly, if people aren’t acting like you’re on your deathbed, it’s just disrespectful.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You’re so dramatic when you’re sick. The smallest sore throat, and suddenly, it’s “I don’t think I’m gonna make it.” You’re lying in bed like some fallen warrior, telling everyone, “Remember me.” We get it, Leo. You're suffering.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Oh, you’re running full diagnostics on yourself. You already Googled your symptoms, cross-checked medical journals, and now you have a full treatment plan that’s probably better than what your doctor would suggest.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You don’t even know how to handle being sick. One minute, you're acting totally fine, the next, you’re curled up in a blanket cocoon. You can’t decide if you want attention or to be left alone. You also definitely take cute sick selfies.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’re so mysterious about it. No one even knows you’re sick until a week later when you casually mention, “Oh yeah, I had a fever of 102.” Like… what?? Do you not believe in telling people when you're dying?!
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You are so bad at staying in bed. Like, I know you’re out here pretending you're fine, trying to go out, and making it everyone else’s problem when you inevitably get worse. Just take the DayQuil and sit down.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You will literally work through your sickness. You could have the flu, a fever, and two broken legs, and you'd still be like, “I have deadlines.” Capricorns, please. Call in sick. The world will not fall apart without you.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You just vanish. Like, one day you’re fine, the next, you’ve gone off the grid, no texts, no posts, nothing. A week later, you pop back up like, “Oh yeah, I was sick.” Why are you like this?? Tell people where you go.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You love being sick because it gives you an excuse to just lay in bed, listen to sad music, and feel mysterious. You’re definitely making a whole playlist for your “sick girl aesthetic” and staring out the window like you’re in a music video.