SURVIVING A DISASTER VERSION:
If you're about to get hit by a car (and can't jump sideways), jump UP! It'll give you a better chance of rolling over the car.
Putting your fingers in your ears for a few seconds can cure hiccups
If you’re outside in the woods and cut yourself, spiderwebs can not only seal the wound but also make it heal much faster
If you're ever attacked by a brown bear, play dead. If it's a black bear, punch it in the nose. It will run away.