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GREY’S ANATOMY (ABC) Maggie's relationship with Clive starts to progress; she invites him over for a game night to meet Meredith and Amelia; Meredith and Jo meet with the owner of the patent to the polymer they need for their project, who is a friend of the family.
SCANDAL (ABC) When Cyrus and David embark on a trip to Lisbon for the digital piracy summit, their plane is hacked, leaving their friends and colleagues on the ground little time to save them.
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER (ABC) Annalise helps the Keating 4 prepare for another round of questioning by the detectives; Laurel discovers new details about the night Wes was killed.
THE BIG BANG THEORY (CBS) Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy; Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.
YOUNG SHELDON (CBS) Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science; Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life.
MOM (CBS) Bonnie locks horns with Jill's inner-strength coach, Miranda; Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school.
LIFE IN PIECES (CBS) Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her visiting parents; Heather runs into an old flame while chaperoning Samantha's dance; Colleen cashes in the love coupons Matt has given her over the years; Sophia investigates the family lineage.
S.W.A.T (CBS) Hondo and Jessica's secret relationship comes to a crossroads when the president of The team goes on the hunt for a serial killer who escaped justice two years prior by faking his death; Hondo worries that the team's former leader is spiraling into depression in the aftermath of being fired from the department.
GOTHAM (FOX) Ivy begins to target anyone that can give her information about a secret project of Wayne Enterprises'; Jerome becomes obsessed with Penguin; Gordon begins to second guess his deal with Sofia.
SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO (FOX) Performers with various talents compete in hopes of winning over the Apollo crowd.
SUPERSTORE (NBC) When Mateo gets injured, Jonah tries to help him keep his immigration status a secret; Amy attempts to convince everyone that she likes Kelly.
A.P. BIO (NBC) Jack reluctantly agrees to go out on the town with Mary, Stef and Michelle; his superiority complex proves difficult for the women to overcome; principal Durbin feels threatened when Helen fills in for him on the school's morning announcements.
WILL & GRACE (NBC) A baby shower makes Grace and Will question their life choices; Karen and Jack find a way to combine child labor with musical theater.
CHAMPIONS (NBC) series premiere: Vince is living every bachelor's dream, until his high school fling drops off his estranged son.
CHICAGO FIRE (NBC) Chief Boden unwillingly agrees to let Dawson and Brett go under cover; Kidd and Zach's relationship hits a bump; Cruz has a hard time expressing his true feelings for Brett.
SUPERNATURAL (CW) Sam and Dean track the missing ingredient they need to rescue Mary and Jack to a black market for religious relics where everything is not always as it seems.
ARROW (CW) Oliver and Thea are shocked to hear that Roy Harper is back in Star City; Black Siren makes a shocking decision.
TOP CHEF (BRAVO) season finale: The final two chefs cook the meal of their lives in an effort to take home the ultimate title and prize; the chefs need to impress not only the judges but also culinary superstars Nancy Silverton, Jonathan Waxman and Curtis Duffy.
MUSIC CITY (CMT) The road calls and Kerry considers taking a gig on a tour that conflicts with his wedding anniversary; when Rachyl informs Kerry about her serious consideration of law schools in other states, Kerry puts his foot down.
BEYOND (FREEFRM) Holden, Jeff and Charlie work to end Hollow Sky's threat to the Matthews family; Shoemacher uncovers a horrifying scene at Hollow Sky and disagrees with Yellow Jacket about the future of the organization; Tom has an unsettling encounter with Diego.
ATLANTA (FX) Selling drugs poses a difficulty; credit card scammers receive a public expression of thanks.
TRUCK NIGHT IN AMERICA (HIST) series premiere: It's old versus new when five decades of trucks pull up to the line, including a 1947 Dodge Power Wagon and a 1978 Jeep CJ7; the trucks launch a surprise in the Slingshot; medics are called in when the Green Hell claims another victim.
PROJECT RUNWAY ALL STARS (LIFE) Zac Posen invites the designers into his personal studio to gather material for red carpet looks that showcase a signature technique; Zac Posen and Rosie Perez serve as guest judges.
LIP SYNC BATTLE (PARA) back-to-back new episodes: In the first, Taye Diggs and Erika Jayne battle it out with a tribute to Christina Aguilera; with firsthand celebrity accounts and secrets behind song choices. In the second, A cappella group members go head to head.
MY 600-LB LIFE (TLC) Burdened with a broken spirit and insatiable appetite, Tamy feels trapped in a loveless marriage and an obese body; she wants to break free from her isolation to rediscover life and become a better mom to her troubled son.
FAMILY BY THE TON: POST OP (TLC) Reliving the last days of Naomi, Drew and Chitoka's weight-loss journeys, filled with stunning reveals and big life changes; they share their biggest hurdles and diet secrets; a follow-up to see how they have been doing since the series ended.
MYSTERIES AT THE MUSEUM (TRAV) Don Wildman investigates the high-seas drama behind the invention of the donut, a plot unrolled by Egypt's most iconic queen, Cleopatra, and the world's most dangerous balloon race
AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR: NINJA VS NINJA (USA) The Cowboy Ninja Lance Pekus and Jesse "Flex" Labreck lead their teams on the side-by-side course.
RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE: ALL STARS (VH1) The queens' acting chops are put to the test in a girl comedy blockbuster scene; House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) stops by the workroom; Chris Colfer and Garcelle Beauvais guest judge.
GROWING UP HIP HOP: ATLANTA (WE) Bow enters dangerous territory when he seeks out other labels behind JD and Brat's backs; Deb becomes furious when Bow is a no-show at her charity event; Brandon delivers a shock.
Late Night
JIMMY KIMMEL (ABC) Scheduled: Kathy Griffin, Mike Epps, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
STEPHEN COLBERT (CBS) Scheduled: Mindy Kaling, Chris Hayes, Amberia Allen
JAMES CORDEN (CBS) Scheduled: Charlize Theron, David Oyelowo, Joel Edgerton, Derren Brown
TONIGHT SHOW/JIMMY FALLON (NBC) Scheduled: Sterling K. Brown, Jack Antonoff, Bleachers
LATE NIGHT/SETH MEYERS (NBC) Scheduled: Reese Witherspoon, David Remnick, Zach Danziger
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS: LIVE (BRAVO) Scheduled: David Oyelowo, Elizabeth Hurley
THE DAILY SHOW (COM) Scheduled: Vann R. Newkirk II
OPPOSITION (COM) Scheduled: Armando Iannucci
LAST CALL/CARSON DALY (NBC) Scheduled: David Oyelowo, LAUV, Wesley Morris, Jenna Wortham
CONAN (TBS) Scheduled: Walton Goggins, Morgan Saint
DESUS & MERO (VICE) Pre-empted