♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your go-to delulu daydream? Becoming famous overnight after standing up to someone in public and it goes viral. You’re giving "TikTok hero turned Nike ambassador" while casually starting a movement.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You fully believe that one day you’ll wake up in a cozy cottage with no bills, a hot partner who cooks, and a dog that doesn’t shed. Your delulu is pure ✨soft life fantasy✨ and honestly? Same.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You imagine running into an ex at a party, looking flawless, and casually dropping, “Oh, I’m just here for the weekend — I live in Europe now.” You’ve rehearsed the whole scene like it’s a movie.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You daydream about being proposed to by someone who just gets you. Like, they memorized your birth chart and cry when they see your childhood photos. It’s giving Notebook, but even more unhinged.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You imagine getting discovered in the most random place — like CVS — and suddenly you're starring in a film, walking red carpets, and being interviewed about your “humble beginnings.” You’ve practiced the Oscar speech.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You fantasize about someone falling in love with you because of your hyper-competence. Like, they see your color-coded planner and spiral into obsession. You’re not messy — you’re just a very hot spreadsheet.
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re fully booked in your daydream: rooftop dates, matching tattoos, vacation content going viral. You picture yourself as that aesthetic couple everyone follows but secretly hates for being too perfect.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You imagine your situationship realizing they’ll never find someone like you, begging for you back while you stare out the window with a single tear. You don’t even take them back — you just want the drama.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You daydream about disappearing from your current life, changing your name, moving to a random European city, and becoming a mysterious local with a scooter and a lover. Passport? Packed. Mind? Gone.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You imagine becoming a millionaire from a side hustle you started just to be petty. Now you’re rejecting Forbes interviews because you're “booked and emotionally unavailable.” It’s giving revenge success arc.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You picture casually dropping a random idea that solves a world problem and now you’re speaking at the UN, trending on Twitter, and getting weirdly hot fan edits. Your fantasy? Global impact with zero social interaction.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You fully live in a dream where your soulmate saw you once at Starbucks and has been writing songs about you ever since. You’ve already imagined the Spotify album and the interview where they call you their muse.