♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19):
No sleep? You’re somehow still loud, fast, and ready to fight someone who breathes wrong. Your energy is chaotic—but weirdly impressive.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20):
You're running on fumes and iced coffee, but don’t touch your snacks or we’ll have a problem. Sleep-deprived Taurus is extra grumpy and 100% entitled to a nap at work.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20):
Your mouth says “I’m fine” but your 12 open tabs and emotional spirals say otherwise. You’re over-caffeinated and talking faster than usual… which is terrifying.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22):
You’re fragile. Like, “don’t talk to me unless you’re bringing a blanket and emotional support tea” fragile. Your no-sleep mode is dramatic and lowkey poetic.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22):
You're exhausted but still serving looks. You may cry from tiredness—but it’ll be the most glamorous breakdown anyone’s ever seen.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22):
Running on no sleep makes you even more hyper-focused... until you crash mid-task and forget what planet you're on. Honestly? Still more productive than most.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22):
You’re sleep-deprived and suddenly questioning every life choice. Cute outfit, dead eyes. You're spiraling, but at least you're doing it aesthetically.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21):
You’re eerily calm when tired, which somehow makes you scarier. People should keep their distance—unless they want to be dragged with surgical precision.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21):
No sleep? No problem. You’re delusional and vibing, probably planning a last-minute vacation you can’t afford just to feel something.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19):
You’re pretending to be fine, but your eye twitch says otherwise. You’re still checking things off your to-do list, but now with a silent inner scream.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18):
Running on zero sleep just makes you weirder. You're suddenly hyper-fixated on a conspiracy theory and calling it “research.”
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20):
Sleep-deprived Pisces is basically a Sims character with all the needs in the red. You're either crying, giggling for no reason, or both.