♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You wanted peace, but the moon said “nope.” You either picked a fight in your head or in real life. Bold of people to test you during a lunar event, honestly.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You were doing great until one minor inconvenience sent you spiraling. You stress-cleaned the entire house and now you’re emotionally attached to your Swiffer.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You flirted, spiraled, and planned your future with someone you just matched with. The full moon had you in your delulu era—don’t act like it didn’t.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You had one memory and suddenly you’re listening to sad playlists like it’s 2016. Full moon got you feeling everything everywhere all at once.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
The moon triggered your main character moment and now you think everything is about you—and you’re right. But also, stop trauma dumping on close friends and tiktok followers.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
The full moon exposed your “everything’s fine” mask. You made a list about all of the things that aren’t going right and probably ate your feels away. I feel like I need to ask you if you are okay?
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
The moon hit your “I need to look hot immediately” button. You went online shopping, got a glow up, and went on an unfollowing spree
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You had a dream, woke up mad at someone, and now they’re on thin ice. Full moon Scorpio energy is real — and terrifying. You scare people. We love that.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You were ready to book a flight, start a band, and block someone all in one hour. Chaotic good energy. Try not to emotionally yeet yourself into a new identity.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You stared at the ceiling questioning your life choices. The full moon turned you into a philosophical raccoon. Stop checking LinkedIn. Go touch grass.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You posted something cryptic and now everyone thinks you’re in a crisis. You’re not—you just wanted attention. That’s valid.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You astral-projected into your feelings, cried over a playlist, and now think you’re clairvoyant. You are. But like... chill.