♈ Aries: You’re already in their DMs typing “DO IT 👀” because chaos is your love language. You’ll cheer them on, but you’re also ready to grab popcorn when it inevitably blows up.
♉ Taurus: You give them the calm, logical “here’s why that’s a terrible idea” talk… then you sigh and promise to be their alibi when it all goes south.
♊ Gemini: You’ll play devil’s advocate just to see what happens, switching between “OMG no” and “Actually, yes” mid-conversation. You just want the tea either way.
♋ Cancer: You’re clutching your emotional support beverage like, “Please don’t do this,” but deep down you’re already making comfort food for when they cry about it later.
♌ Leo: You’ll dramatically list every reason this is a bad idea, but somehow end up in the passenger seat on the way to do it anyway — because you refuse to miss the main event.
♍ Virgo: You pull out receipts, data, and maybe a PowerPoint on why this will be a disaster. If they still go through with it, you’ll be there saying “I told you so” in the most loving way.
♎ Libra: You’re trying to keep the peace by saying “Well, maybe…” while silently screaming inside. You hate drama, but you also hate being left out of it.
♏ Scorpio: You don’t just warn them — you threaten them. “If you do this, don’t come crying to me.” But when it goes wrong, you’re still the first one they call.
♐ Sagittarius: You’re like, “WHO CARES, life’s short!” and half the reason they’re doing it is because you hyped it up. You’ll help them spin it into a funny story later.
♑ Capricorn: You’ll straight-up say, “This is dumb,” and go back to your to-do list. But somehow, you still end up bailing them out because you can’t stand watching them fail.
♒ Aquarius: You’ll try to reframe their bad decision into a “social experiment” just to make yourself feel better about watching it happen. You’re documenting it for research purposes.
♓ Pisces: You beg them not to do it while imagining every possible worst-case scenario. Five minutes later, you’re helping them pick the outfit they’ll wear while doing it.