♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re a double-shot espresso — loud, bold, and gone in 30 seconds. People can’t tell if they love you or if they’re just shaking from the energy.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re that $9 oat milk latte with the perfect foam heart. Extra, expensive, but totally worth it because you’re all about the ~aesthetic~.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’re an iced coffee at 9 a.m., hot coffee at 11, and a matcha at 2 — no one ever knows what they’re gonna get with you, not even you.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re a warm vanilla latte in a giant mug — comforting, cozy, and low-key the reason people don’t fall apart on Mondays.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re that caramel macchiato everyone Instagrams before they drink. Extra drizzle, bold flavors, main-character energy in a cup.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re a black coffee with two sugars, made the right way every single morning. If someone messes up your order, they’re cut off for life.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re the seasonal pumpkin spice latte. Balanced, sweet, and way too pretty to drink — everyone either loves you or loves to hate you.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re a dark roast that looks innocent, but one sip has people wide-eyed and questioning all their life choices. Dangerous, but addictive.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re a random cold brew from a gas station at 3 a.m. Chaotic, unhinged, and yet somehow…it works.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re the office Keurig pod — efficient, reliable, and powering everyone’s grind. No frills, just results.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re that weird lavender-charcoal-CBD latte nobody asked for. Half the room hates it, half the room thinks it’s genius — and of course, you love being the conversation starter.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re a frappe with extra whip and caramel drizzle. Basically dessert for breakfast, but hey — it makes you smile, so who cares?