♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re not mean, you’re just… brutally honest. If someone can’t handle the truth, that’s their problem. You’ll Regina George them with a smile and move on.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re nice… until someone touches your fries, your blanket, or your personal space. Then it’s full-on silent treatment, and trust me, no one survives that.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Mean? Nice? Both. You’ll hype someone up in one text and roast them in the next. Two personalities, two moods — it’s basically the Burn Book and a love letter combined.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You swear you’re nice, but your mood swings say otherwise. You’ll cry with someone one minute, then ghost them the next. People never know which version they’re getting.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Nice, but also the main character — so technically, everyone else is an extra in your movie. You’re not mean, you’re just… dramatically self-centered with good hair.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You think you’re being nice, but your “constructive criticism” feels like a personal attack. Mean Girls energy in the form of grammar corrections and backhanded compliments.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Too nice to be outright mean, but your indecision IS mean. People are waiting three business days for you to choose where to eat, and that’s torture.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re not just mean… you’re terrifying. One glare from you feels like a Regina George “why are you so obsessed with me?” moment. People fear you, and you like it.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Accidentally mean. You’re just too blunt, and your jokes cross lines you didn’t even see. Nice intentions, chaotic delivery.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re not mean, you’re just done. If people can’t keep up with your energy or ambition, that’s on them. Your resting “judging you” face doesn’t help either.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re nice in theory… but also detached and aloof, which feels mean. You’ll leave people on read while overthinking conspiracy theories.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re sweet — until you’re not. You’ll hold grudges in silence, then write a three-page emotional essay about it later. Nice on the surface, petty underneath.