Aries: The Dragon. Pure passion, major temper, and zero patience for anyone uninvited entering the castle. Intense on the outside, but actually a total softie for a chaotic comedian who knows how to sweet-talk.
Taurus: Princess Fiona (Ogre Form). Fierce, hardworking, and incredibly stubborn. Ready to fight a whole forest of Merry Men to keep the peace, but requires an absolute mountain of proof before changing views on love or life.
Gemini: Donkey. The ultimate talking machine who wears fear right on the sleeve and can make friends with literally anyone. Moody but adaptable, and physically incapable of staying quiet for more than three consecutive seconds.
Cancer: Pinocchio. High emotional stakes and completely unable to hide a lie without the whole world noticing immediately. A little bit defensive about personal history, but a deeply loyal friend to the core.
Leo: Lord Farquaad. Massive ego, total "main character" complex, and heavily obsessed with keeping the inner circle exclusive and aesthetic. Passionate about personal glory, even if it means sending others to do the heavy lifting.
Virgo: Gingy (The Gingerbread Man). Small but absolutely full of bark and bite. Tougher than anyone expects, incredibly protective of secrets under pressure, but hides a slightly crazed perfectionism behind a sweet smile.
Libra: Puss in Boots. The definition of dramatic charm and strategic styling. Daring and fearless when the spotlight is on, but switches to the "adorable kitty eyes" the second a distraction or an escape route is needed.
Scorpio: Fairy Godmother. Fierce drive, total mastermind energy, and an absolute refusal to back down from a fight. Quietly running the show behind the scenes and fully prepared to drop a lyrical masterpiece to get what's wanted.
Sagittarius: Prince Charming. Complete mommy's boy energy with the audacity to hit on people who are clearly taken. Confident to a fault, a bit of a solo act, and constantly living in a fantasy world where the mirror is the best friend.
Capricorn: Shrek. Loves a quiet swamp, hates being bothered by society, and built a massive wall of boundaries just to protect the peace. Highly complex, incredibly strong, and secretly possesses a lot of emotional layers.
Aquarius: Princess Fiona (Human Form). Trapped in a traditional setup but secretly itching to break the rules and burp in public. Independent, physically trained to handle chaos, and completely refuses to marry for status or follow a basic script.
Pisces: The Three Blind Mice. Enthusiastic, a little bit lost in the sauce, and completely prone to bumping into things while trying to find the vibe. Incredibly kind-hearted and always offering to help, even when lacking a full grip on reality.