♈ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Aries, your patience is getting tested this week when somebody tries to explain something to you that you ALREADY know. You're going to have to decide if being right is worth ruining everybody's morning. Choose wisely.

♉ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus, your flexibility is getting tested when somebody changes plans at the absolute last minute. You already picked your outfit, looked at the menu, and mentally prepared yourself. Now they want to go somewhere ELSE?

♊ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini, your ability to keep a secret is getting tested this week. Somebody's about to tell you something SO juicy that you're physically going to struggle not to repeat it. Your group chat does NOT need a press release.

♋ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer, your ability to say NO is getting tested when somebody asks you for a favor you really don't want to do. You're already coming up with excuses, but somehow you're still going to end up helping them move on Saturday.

♌ LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Leo, your ego is getting tested when somebody else gets all the attention at an event. You're going to have to sit there and clap while another person gets complimented all night. Don't worry, the spotlight isn't permanently broken.

♍ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo, your self-control is getting tested when somebody confidently gives the WORST advice you've ever heard. You're going to have to decide whether to correct them or let them embarrass themselves. For once, silence might be the better option.

♎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Libra, your decision-making is getting tested when two people invite you to different things on the same night. You want to make everybody happy, but somehow you've accidentally agreed to BOTH. Now you're the problem.

♏ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio, your trust is getting tested when somebody tells you a story that doesn't quite add up. You're going to notice one tiny inconsistency, and suddenly you're asking questions like you're conducting a criminal investigation.

♐ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Sagittarius, your responsibility is getting tested when a last-minute opportunity sounds WAY more fun than your actual obligations. You're going to have to choose between being a functioning adult and having a really good story to tell.

♑ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn, your patience is getting tested when you're forced to work with somebody who moves at half your speed. You've already finished your part, and they're still asking what the assignment is. Deep breaths.

♒ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius, your social battery is getting tested when somebody invites you to a gathering where you barely know anyone. You're going to spend the first 20 minutes looking for the dog and the nearest exit.

♓ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces, your ability to stay realistic is getting tested when somebody gives you the tiniest bit of attention. One nice compliment and suddenly you're wondering if the universe is sending you a sign. Sometimes a compliment is just a compliment.

Johnjay And Rich